The square is dark, apart for the bar on the corner, which is almost dark.
Faint light somewhere inside flickers against the black. The world is very, very quiet, until the door is slowly pulled open with a metallic shudder from the outside. A shape enters and then stops, waiting for the door to close again. Two deep red dots of light appear in the darkness and then blink. As if in answer, two digital green lights gently begin to glow and a beat later the lights around the bar slowly come back to life.
Samantha takes in her surroundings as the red pupils of her eyes fade in the artificial light. T-shirt and jeans, no jacket, despite the chill. She looks maybe 25. She’s not. Her head is cocked slightly to one side, cat-like, as she stares at the owner of the two green eyes stood behind the bar.
BART is of undetermined age. If he was human, he’d look thirty maybe, but he’s not. A nasty crack on one side of his head throbs with a dull blue glow. She has no idea how long this android has been stood there in the darkness waiting for someone to open the door, but she knows it’s been a long while.
Her voice is a surprise to both of them.
“Hello.”
He blinks and smiles. “Hello.”
Samantha visibly relaxes. She’s always liked machines. Besides she wasn’t expecting conversation tonight, and finds the prospect is a pleasant surprise. She pulls a stool up to the bar and sits down. BART, for his part, has adopted the classic laid-back posture of bartender. As he speaks he begins to clean a glass.
He asks: “Can I get you a drink?” His voice sounds good to her ears, but her eyes narrow as she considers him.
“I didn’t think there were any of you left. Not active anyway.”
“I’ve been careful.”
She gestures to the side of her own head in the exact spot where his own face is cracked and bleeding light. “Not that careful.”
He blinks. “Can I get you a drink?”
“We’ll get to that. You’re not surprised to see me? It must have been a long time between customers.”
He tilts his head slightly to run the calculation.
“Four years, six months, two weeks…”
She holds up her hand.
“Stow the Star Trek crap.”
He looks back at her and something like a sigh escapes his throat.
“It’s been… a while.”
“Now we’re getting somewhere,” she says, leaning back and gesturing for him to continue.
“The building next door has a solar array. I charge during the day.”
Her smile is beautiful, cold.
“We have a lot in common.”
This throws him.
“You’re… solar powered as well?”
The smile lets a little laugh escape.
“Actually, just the opposite.”
From beneath her top lip two razor-sharp incisors POP into view. White switchblades against the red cut of her mouth.
BART blinks. Twice. Moves his head slightly. Running the calculation.
“Mythological revenants, who subsist by feeding on the blood of the living. In folkloric tales…”
She holds her hand up. “Enough with the Wikipedia bollocks.”
She likes the incredulous tone of his voice now he’s off script.
“You don’t exist.”
“I often think the exact same thing.” She nods to the stacked bottles behind him and the mirror that runs the length of the bar. “Take a look.”
He turns and looks at himself reflected there. Alone.
Something like genuine surprise crosses his face as he turns back to her. No, not surprise. Awe maybe.
“You do exist.”
She mimes a little ta-da!
“For now.” She runs a hand through her hair. “I’ll take that drink now.”
He frowns.
“The bar has no blood.”
She nods at the array of drinks in front of the mirror.
“Bourbon will do in a pinch.”
Happy to help at last, BART smiles warmly and gestures to a cluster of bottles.
“Any particular…”
She shakes her head and cuts him off.
“Doesn’t matter. I only need a shot. It’s been awhile and I have no idea what my system will make of it to be honest. It’s been a real long while.”
BART grabs a shot glass and a bottle.
“How did you survive what happened?”
She shrugs.
“It’s what we do. Plague, war, natural disaster. We hunker down and wait it out. Eventually
humanity dusts itself off. Usually.”
He places the glass in front of her and pours the shot.
“This time they really did a number on themselves,” she continues. “I’ve been asleep mostly. Every time I wake, I expect to see a plane in the sky or to hear a car. Jesus. I really miss music. Fuck it.”
She raises the glass to him. “One for the road.”
As she moves the glass to her lips, his hand holds hers and stops her from drinking.
“Maybe you shouldn’t. If you don’t know how your body’s going to react… besides…”
She pulls her hand away and downs the shot, pulls a face and drops the empty glass to the counter.
“Damn. Turns out I still hate that shit. Besides what?”
He takes the glass and looks over her shoulder. The darkness outside is starting to fade.
“It’s almost dawn.”
She reaches out and runs her hand across the break in his skin.
“What is it with you? You’re programmed to care about your customers?”
“I’m a bartender. We’re good at reading people.”
“I’m not people, Bart.”
“I think you’re planning to kill yourself.
She’s genuinely impressed with him.
“Intuitive bastard. You’re wasted here…”
He waits. She sighs and gestures for another shot. He pours as she spills.
“Food’s gone. This is the first conversation I’ve had in three years and, more than anything, I’m fucking bored. Christ, am I bored.”
She picks up the glass and looks at it. Light glints there now. The square behind her is more discernible.
“Almost dawn. The last time I felt the sun on my skin was April 1st 1917 in New York City. Hell of a year, Bart.”
She drinks the shot in one quick movement, but this time lets the glass linger at her lips as he speaks.
“We can discuss 1917. We can discuss New York City. I am damaged, but my data files are intact. Why do you call me, Bart?”
She puts the glass down and leans forward to wipe at the dust from his chest. The single word, BART, now revealed fully: E&O BARTENDER #39.
“Ah… my mistake. Thanks for the drink, 39”.
She slides from the stool and walks slowly towards the door. Outside, the dark shapes are now revealed to be an overturned and burnt out car and the remains of a collapsed building. The sun is crawling up behind it, its rays finding gaps in the shattered brickwork.
“Wait. I can’t let you…”
She’s amused as he moves around from behind the bar.
“It’s okay, dude. You can ignore your prime directive or whatever’s flashing on and off in that cracked melon of yours. I’m not human.”
He’s ignoring her, dragging his shattered left leg and placing himself between her and the door.
“Neither am I. You can’t do this. Listen…”
She’s looking at him sadly.
“Don’t do this, Bart. You’re all messed up and I’m way stronger than I look.”
“Listen.”
An orange glow lights deep in his chest as music fills the air of the dead bar. It hits her hard. Samantha’s smile is real. Warm. Her eyes are wet.
“Scott Joplin was an African-American composer and pianist…”
She reaches out and places a finger to his lips.
“Shush, Wikipedia. Listen.”
She closes her eyes. BART looks at her as she cries.
“I can’t go on.”
“You must go on.”
She opens her eyes, half smiling. The music carries her back.
“Are you quoting fucking Beckett at me? Well here’s something you don’t know, Wikipedia. I met Beckett. And he was a…”
Something clicks inside her.
“Wait. Is that what this is about? You think because I’ve been around awhile I’m as important as that half-ass encyclopaedia you’ve got stored in your cracked melon? It’s gone, dude. It’s all gone.”
She walks past him and begins to open the door.
“I’m sorry, but playing some old recording that you…”
“It’s not a recording.”
She turns to look at him. A sliver of sunlight on the floor catches her boot and begins to climb her leg and then up her shirt.
“It’s a radio broadcast.”
Her turn to blink. Sunlight catches her face for the first time in over a century. Sizzles.
“Son of a bitch!”
She falls back onto her ass into the shade of the bar. She watches the broken down robot as he secures the door and pulls the dusty blinds down over the window. His chest beats again as the last bars of The Entertainer fade. A human voice with a broad Irish accent fills the room.
“My name is James Murphy. There are currently 557 souls here in the Foxrock shelter. We have contacted four other shelters so far. Coordinates…”
“Turn it off.” Her turn to run the numbers.
The silence returns, but something in his leg is humming irregularly.
“You hurt your leg.”
BART holds the shattered leg until the humming fades away and nods to the very corner of the bar.
“He attacked me.”
She gets up and walks to the corner and looks down at the almost mummified corpse and the broken baseball bat.
“It was an accident. I didn’t mean to…”
She turns her back on it and moves towards him. He blinks. She runs a finger over his damaged face. She now has a faint red line in the same place on her own cheek.
“Fuck him. This can be fixed. The leg too. You’ll need it to keep up.”
She jumps over the bar in a single fluid movement. BART, confused, takes her seat and stretches out the broken leg.
“Keep up?”
She’s looking under the bar. suddenly excited.
“Like I said we have a lot in common. We’ll charge by day, move at night. Couple of days to the coast, a boat and then…”
“You’ll eat them?
She looks genuinely shocked as she places an empty shot glass in front of him.
“I’m not a pig. We’ll help them get on their feet. All that stuff in your head will finally come in handy. Plus I’ve learned a thing or two over the years. They’ll thrive.”
She messily pours bourbon over the two glasses, passes him one and spills even more as she clinks hers into his.
“And then I’ll eat them.”
The vampire downs her drink as the robot looks at his. They’re both smiling now.
Outside morning has found the square but with the blinds down it’s still mostly dark inside the
bar apart for four faint glows.
Two red. And two green.
fin
